Ask The Magnificent Magnus Bane |
Here it is kiddos, The chance that you have all been waiting for. I will answer any questions that you have. And possibly have some fun with a few of the Shadowhunters I see around here. |
Anonymous asked: Say to Alec at all, after everything?
those words are for him… no one else
Anon that is not young adult friendly.
Anonymous asked: What would you say to him?
Say to who? about what?
Anonymous asked: i mean sexually!!
ok…. define bad?
Anonymous asked: Would you rather lie in a rattlesnake pit or see Alec again?
See Alec
Anonymous asked: what the worst thing you did with him is.
Did he mention the eggs?
Anonymous asked: Woolsey wont tell me.
Won’t tell you what?
Anonymous asked: If you had to choose between dying because you could never poop again or dying because you had to eat your poop which would you choose?
Death by constipation
Anonymous asked: DUDE MAGNUS YOU'VE BEEN AROUND FOR HOW LONG? WHAT'S THE DIRTIEST THING YOU'VE EVER DONE!?
Anonymous asked: when was the last time you pooped?
bout an hour ago
*
Because you needed love and I have lots of it. Also, I’m incapable of sending/replying personally at the moment.
Thank you Wools it’s much appreciated
Anonymous asked: Of course you know but I look good in grey **winks**
Why are you anon?
…We egged a house once. That was pretty bad of us.
**smirks**
Well, I’ll tell you. This one time we were kayaking and I flipped him over right in the middle of our trip. He ended up losing two teeth...
Aloha!
Nope. That’s all you’re getting, anon.

oh ok you guys want to be the cutest couple in literature?
All right then.
Another request~ Magnus Bane & Alec Lightwood a la...
*throws light blanket over him*
*whispers*
Good night, Alec!
*Mumbles*….M-Magnus…*Turns over...
….Horrible speech impediment. We were great friends and for the longest time, he called me by my full name, Woolsey. However, one fateful day, as we...